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Sister George Michael is a nun and the headmistress at Our Lady Immaculate College in Derry, Northern Ireland.

History[]

Sister Michael grew up in Cork and became a nun. She has joked that one of the reasons she became one was for free accommodation. Her Aunt Moira lived in Donegal.

Personality[]

Sister Michael is very sarcastic and apathetic towards her job as evident in her interaction with the student body and faculty. She shows traditional Catholic values as most nuns however is rather realistic for a nun (i.e. When Aisling said to pray for their editor and she responded with what use will that do). She also does judo every week, and appears to be a black belt. She prays the Rosary when she wants Ireland to win football games. She seems to be able to understand Irish, but is never seen speaking the language.

Relationships[]

Familial[]

Moira - Aunt

Professional[]

Ms. De Brún - formerly
Sister Declan
Father Peter

Notes and Trivia[]

  • She dislikes (“despise” was her exact word) the French.
  • She is a fan of the TV show Rawhide.
  • She strongly dislikes cinnamon.
  • She practices Judo.
  • Her full name is Sister George Michael, a name shared with Wham singer, George Michael.
  • She thinks her Aunt Moira is, quote, "an absolute arsehole."
  • She spent most of Season 3 with crutches, but said it was nothing and that you should see the other guy.
  • She drives a DeLorean.
  • She does have an affinity with statues (I do enjoy a good statue)
  • She rents out habits at Halloween as a source of income.

Gallery[]

Sister Michael promotional still

Sister Michael promotional still



Memorable Quotes[]

"I know how daunting resit examinations can be, so if anyone is feeling anxious or worried or even if you just want to chat, please, please, do not come crying to me."
"This year's destination for the Euro Trotters trip will be dramatic pause... (turning to teacher) did you actually want me to do a dramatic pause? Hmm, interesting... Paris, it's going to be in Paris. Sadly I am unable to come on this one as I despise the French."
"Lovely job so far Seamus, but, you know, keep it moving - Rawhide is on in fifteen minutes."
Sister Michael: It's not looking great. It's unlikely she'll be returning to school before the end of the year. So I think the only thing we can do now is...
Aisling: Pray for her?
Sister Michael: No, what use will that do?
"Well it's safe to say that we all lost a bit of respect for you there, Clare."
"Well done, you are correct. You're being censored. Now go."
"I think we should keep them in cages."
"Christ!"
"Kill me."
"You terrify me."
"For feck's sake."
Mary: Is he alright?
Sister Michael: I wouldn't say so, no. He's a priest like.
Fr. Peter: Dunno who's idea it was but it was ... genius
Sister Michael: It was your idea
Fr. Peter: I know
Sister Michael: You said "Can we have a Stars in their Eyes Night?"
Fr. Peter: Is that right?Well there you are
Sister Michael: And I said absolutely not
Fr. Peter: ...I see, well sure as well...
Sister Michael: Then you started begging...
Fr. Peter: ...That ends well as they say-
Sister Michael: At one point you looked like you were going to cry
Fr. Peter: I think you slightly misremembered there. And we got a exciting first prize lined up. The winner will get a chance to, drum roll please sister?
Sister Michael: Have you lost your actual mind
Sister Michael: Sadly, Sister Patrick has decided to leave us. She's returning to her missionary work, educating the heathen inhabitants of a primitive and savage place.
Miss Mooney: She's taking a teaching post in Belfast, Sister.
Sister Michael: Precisely.
Father Conway: And today we welcome some very special guests, the weans from Chernobyl, who've come over to give their wee lungs a bit of a clear out, because, ah, sure, there's all sorts wafting about in their neck of the woods. Sister.
Sister Michael: Lovely job so far, Seamus, but, you know, keep it moving. Rawhide's on in 15 minutes. Now, one might well question the wisdom of sending you here, of all places. Out of the frying pan into the... Well, maybe not the fire, but certainly a different type of frying pan. Or some sort of wok at the very least. But please don't worry yourselves too much about the whole civil war, sectarian conflict carry-on. There's really only thing you need to know. We're the goodies. Welcome to Derry.
Sister Michael: [answers phone] You may speak. Oh, no. O-Of course. Leave it to me. [hangs up]
Clare: Is everything OK, Sister?
Sister Michael: My aunt just died.
Clare: Oh, no.
James: We're so sorry, Sister.
Sister Michael: Don't be, girls. She had been ill for a very long time, and also she was an absolute arsehole.
Erin: Well, if there's anything we can do.
Clare: Aye.
Sister Michael: The hospice want to release the body, but the house is a tip. The woman was a desperate hoarder. I doubt we'd fit the coffin in. Once you pass the border, it's pretty straightforward, but if you hit Gortahork, you've gone too far. I need it done by tomorrow.
Erin: Are you asking us to go to Donegal and clean your dead aunt's house?
Sister Michael: I'd do it myself, but... I don't want to.
"You will go far in life Jenny. But you will not be well liked"
‘The conflict here has led to so many terrible atrocities and now we must add your play to that list!!’

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